hate mail

Hate Mail #1

Dear Miss High&Mighty Hyundai Saleswoman,

Who gave you the right to bother the cashier (the only other employee, besides the pump attendant, that early Sunday morning) at Shell Alexandra 3 times, within the short span of 3 minutes, while she was busy attending to other customers?
Did you not realise she was actually in the midst of processing a sale?
Did you not realise that the ONLY pump attendant there, a very nice uncle who was already very efficient despite being the only one serving 10 pumps, was busy dealing with a customer that came before you?
Are you not aware of the meaning of the word 'QUEUE'?
you're no more important that any of the other customers.
What makes you think filling the tank of your test drive Getz was more urgent than pumping extra air into the other customer's tires?
So why is it you can't just wait in line? you only had to wait a few minutes..so what's so hard about that?
Don't tell me in your trade..time is money. that's bullshit..it's a sunday morning for goodness sakes! who's out at 9am at a Hyundai showroom waiting to test drive a Getz?
i think all that hairspray and chemicals (hair dye + truck loads of perfume) and inch thick makeup, has some how seeped into your brain and destroyed whatever sense of EQ you have.

good luck surviving in the biz with your crappy attitude

(this is for the poor cashier..her sunday morning was ruined coz of one bloody impatient bitch)

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Hate Mail #2

Dear SmugFacedMercDriver@Queensway,

i wanted so much to smash your glasses into your face and rip off whatever hair you had from the roots.
was it necessary for you to give me that smug ass face, while i was waiting for you to clear the parking lot? like you're so much better than me? just coz you drive a mercedes? and i don't? and that i'm a new driver? and that i'm a woman?
i can't believe a guy can get THIS attitudey! you're worse than a bitchy teenager!
you should be ashamed.
and if you were the one who left the half drunk ice milo on the floor of the lot, which i almost tripped on when i was getting out of the car, you're worse that i thought, you slug.

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Hate Mail #3

To the 2stupidboyswhopunched&stole,

you all best la.
rob 3 teenagers of their phones, 2 of which are brand new, in broad daylight, at a void deck that faces the main road. somemore got food market nearby with alot of people? plus a neighbourhood police post, 5 mins walking distance away?
very smart lor.
loiter around the teenagers a few times, didn't bother to hide your faces and hung out and left all your prints at the nearby busstop.
very very smart indeed.
and one of you even had the audacity to punch one of them?
steal not enough. must assault.
great. add fuel to the fire. put yourself into more shit.
assault isn't a funny thing. it's worse than stealing.
you obviously didn't think of that now did you?
where's your commom sense? has it all gone down the drain?
did your parents raise you to shame them like that?
have you not considered the consequences should you be caught?
it's too late now.
the police report has been filed, prints have been lifted.
good luck trying to hide.
even if you should get away with the crime, nothing good will ever come out of your lives if you never repent.

(this is dedicated to my dear sister Celine - It's ok girlie! and her 2 friends, whose phones got stolen and one of whom got punched in the face. i hope he's ok now.)

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