An excerpt from the latest issue of Crapology*..the latest publication relating to all things foul and useless..
Recent reports have shown that there has been an outbreak of "Fart-Flu" around the world. Though little is know about the disease, it is gaining the interest and attention of scientists worldwide.
Recent studies have confirmed a direct link between bad behaviour to fart flu. According to Ms. B B Fwuffyufagus, the leading scientist in this field, the disease is NOT contagious and its main cause is the presence of the 'P-G molecule' (poo gas molecule) , named as such to signify how much people are repelled and turned off by a sufferer, due to the incessant amount of bullsh*t that comes out of them. She also states that people suffering with fart-flu have a tendency to flock together.
Name : Farto-Influenza; commonly known as Fart-Flu
Cause : P-G molecule
Symptoms : Incompetence, laziness, shirking of responsiblities ie. no balls to own up to whatever sh*t; Nonsensical, illogical & somewhat annoying childish speech; generally acting like an utter biotch, with no sense of emotional quotient.
There is unfortunately no known cure.
* this a complete work of fiction by yours truly, inspired one lazy afternoon by recent events that took place at the boyfriend's workplace!
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